Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...