Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.