To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...