A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
PC Support
Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...