What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...