Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...