Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...