Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...