Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.