Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...