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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
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Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
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Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
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The Diet
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Why is sex like money in the bank?
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