OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
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Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Sleeping on the job
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Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
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Happy Anniversary
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