Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!