Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...