You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.