Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive