Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Marriage studies findings
|A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of...