Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...