The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!