Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...