Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...