Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...