Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Matrimony Tips For Women
On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic