A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Can you relate to this!
Can any of you relate to these “addiction” quips? I sure can The last...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.