The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...