chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...