Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...