Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...