The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
More Blonde Q and A’s
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What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...