A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!