Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...