Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...