The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!