Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...