Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!