The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...