The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...