Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...