yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!