Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...