You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
I’m sending out some cards
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Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...