Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....