What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...