I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...