Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...