I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...