Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...