Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...