Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...