Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...